A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cay’s #1 girl, the world.. also known as the only pretty girl to ever exist.
Person 1: Hey man you saw what crystals bf (cay) did last week?
Person 2: What did he do… this time.
Person 3: HE BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND MY FAMILIES DEAD
Cay: Don’t exist near my gf then
Crystal is the best person in the world, she deserves everything and anything, she is cute, adorable and best of all, SHE IS MINE, i wish crystal the best of luck in the future because someone as amazing and beautiful as her is bound to succeed
HEY IM GOING TO MARRY CRYSTAL
NOOO WAYYYY IM SO JEALOUS
the baddest bitch yet known touch foot on this earth. Crystal is the most perfect girl in the world face card check, body teaaaa, bbl bblinggg she zont play. She is the biggest troll and will clown you and your mom again clock it. Make sure to do your homework on crystal thankyouuu clock it
ohhhh myyy goshhh crystal is the baddest bestest beautiest girl ever you can’t replace crystal CLOCK ITTTT
Crystals are everything you read about her. Loyal, whore, dead-beat mom, daddy issues , the most beautiful girl you have ever seen, ambitious, lazy stripper, selfless, amazing bod, one of the best friends you could ever have, depressed, God's gift to men, great driver, devoted family member, cocky and the hardest person to try and get your obvious point across too. Every Crystal you stumble upon will encompass at least five of these qualities. Bonus points if she is a Capricorn because she will encompass at least 10 of these qualities. Sorry no ass tho, but Crystals be cooking. They are amazing in bed and do jumping jacks on the D. Some Crystals know the Kama Sutra as it is the only book they have ever read. As once spoken by the great Meg thee Stallion, "If it don't hang, he can't bang" but Crystals take a different approach. If there is too much hang, there will be no bang. If you are able to land a Crystal it will be your greatest achievement. And your life will be, as Crystals would say, "all Gucci in the Cucci."
Person 1:*opens eyes, looks around and doesn't see any Crystals* Am I in hell?
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.
crystal is a beautiful girl with a sweet smile. When she is angry, she's scary and you definitely want to give her some space as she needs time to cool down. She'll never make her first move of confessing unless she has really thought it through. She is cunning and won't get caught doing bad things but if she's ever caught, she's smart enough and can get out of trouble easily. She will never let anyone know her troubles but instead, she will help others with their troubles even when she's hurting inside. When you first meet her, she may seem quiet but once she's comfortable with you, she's like a wild animal!
crystal is such a unique girl.
I love crystal's smile!
Crystal,a crazy girl that kind of sucks at her mother tounge,shes flapping her hair around 24/7 and is a serious joker.shes always willing to know everything about everyone.shes crazy again and short.
Person : crystal help idk how to do this worksheet
Crystql : y ru asking me bro