A fork of Rural Dictionary
I don't...
A trier "I try"
Hym "Hey, you see that movie based on me? Or any of the tv shows based on me? Characters? What about the songs? You see that guy I existentially saved running around helping people make money? How many people have I existentially saved, you ask? I don't even know! Nobody will read me my score! I probably got a bunch of saves. 2 or 3 times as many as Jordan Peterson! Definitely more than Joe Rogan. And I've killed fewer people than any religion, probably. So I'm technically better than Jesus. It's dope. I'm like an otherworldly force or a demon or something. But what's that again about trying?"
A trier "I do that."
Hym "I mean... That's good. It's ok to try. It's even ok to fail. You can't be better than everybody.... Only I can do that. And that's ok too."
Iam "OH DAMN! You see that guy get capped just there!?"
Hym "WOW dawg! Yeah! AND was found not guilty! Holy shit! Blowing my stalker's brains out at work and getting away with it just became a serious prospect! That is metal! That's why you don't do that shit. Now there's a hole in you, dipshit. Wow! Fucking clappered. He got clapperoonyed just-there! That's exactly the kind of shit I was trying to avoid with this! Wow! That guy just render all of this a complete waste of time! I should have just hammered the retard! Damn! Well at least we still have the tv shows... OH! And I'm a Fire Emblem character! I'm also a Fire Emblem character."
No you just don't like that I didn't have to try.
Hym "I said I was better than you. So much so that all I had to do was type random shit into Urban Dictionary. And I was right because I'm better than you. You STOLE MY WORK and IT WAS BETTER. Justin Roiland STOLE MY WORK and IT WAS BETTER. Todd Phillips STOLE MY WORK and IT WAS BETTER. Now you want me to have to try and fail at something else so you don't have to be worse. Drag me down to your level just because YOU had to try. You're not me."
Hym "Right!? In the same way you can "try" to be a good person and just not be that at all. I TRIED to draw attention to a form of stalking and harassment that mirrors the the delusions of reference commonly associated and I SUCCEEDED and was EXCITED when I did. Which is something Kade and Tony Wilson repeat back to me in the form of THAT VERY HARASSMENT. ON CAMERA. It isn't a claim anymore. I warned you what would happen and what did you do? You did it anyway. And what happened? People saw you sign off on it... Did it to the people around you... And then you put the blinders on to the consequences because if it isn't YOUR KIDS getting murdered... YOU DO NOT GIVE A FUCK. Not that I care. If you wanted me to give a shit about your kids you would not be doing this. I tried to create AI by publishing what I thought you would need to make it work and I SUCCEEDED. And then what happened? Wha happon? THEN, I tried to stop you from getting yourselves and your kids murdered and how did that work out? I FAILED. Do you see how that works? Whose fault it that? NOT ME. Who pays the price when I fail? NOT ME."
No. You want people to have to try because YOU have to try. It's a manifestation of YOUR selfishness.
Hym "I didn't have to try. Which is your exact justification for not giving me the credit I deserve. So, I wait for you to not give me the credit I deserve (because prison is less of a punishment the closer you get to death). I punish you for stealing the most significant technological advancement of the last 100 years by murdering a child. And then YOU can explain to the parents why you sacrificed THEIR kid (because it isn't YOUR kid that going to have to pay the price) to deny the guy who did the thing the credit he should get for doing the thing. 'We wanted him to have to try though! Isn't people trying more important than your kids life in the long run? We don't want OUR kids to think they shouldn't try so we're sacrificing YOURS to control what out kids will think.' And so it goes. That will be the outcome. I won't allow any other outcome that isn't me getting credit. Entirely binary."