A fork of Rural Dictionary
Crazy, hectic, chaotic... so mindbogglingly stressful you start making up ridiculous words.
My life is bam-bang-whacking with all these hospital visits, crying babies, and family shenanigans I'm going insane!
A very hard slap. The hand is extended all the way back and then brought forward stricking the face extremly hard and fast, disorienting the victim.
These slaps are Bam Margera's trademark.
Dude-Yo bam slap me.
Dude2-Ok dude. (BAM SLAP)
dude-yo dude that totally hurt but i dont care.
dude-yeah dude.
1. The act of having sex without even bothering to try to get the woman to orgasm. Usually lasts for about five seconds.
2. The act of having sex with a neophyte (someone new to something.
Without much knowledge pertaining to a subject) PERFECT
3. A one-night stan-d is where two people have a sexual encounter, where there is no expectation of establishing a romantic relationship
I went out last night hooked up with some guy and let me tell you "Wham bam thank you Stan".
When an ex that you dumped cons you into dating them, usually disguised as casual booty calls, and then dumps you for the last laugh.
EX GF: I know that we were trying to keep it casual, but why don't we give "us" another try?
DUDE: No bitch, I don't wanna be bam-boozled
1. A sketchy activity involving a German shepherd, 4 polish sausages, 1 zucchini, vegetable oil and some rope/handcuffs.
Not for the faint of heart. You will walk funny in the morning.
2. Maybe someone is totally messing with you.
Hey, Lorie, did you go horseback riding all day yesterday or did you have a bam fam last night?
1.) When reading chicken scratch, most of the words appear to be written as "holtz bam."
2.) Also, the worst thing one can ever do.
A list created by your boss, as it appears to you:
1. batting cages
2. manager's box
3. back door
4. scag
4. holtz bam