A fork of Rural Dictionary
The all time home run king and the single season home run king. Many people think he should not be seen as such because he is said to have done steroids, which is also why they think he should not be a Hall of Famer. However, there is no doubt that there are already plenty of guys in the Hall of Fame that have done steroids.
Sure, Barry Bonds did steroids and is a piece of shit, but it still does not change the fact that he was a beast and he would've been even if he never took steroids.
While making a cocktail (alcoholic beverage) for someone, you use your erect penis to stir the drink.
He was surprised he didn't get a blow job after giving her a Barry Dangler
1. Sarcastication of "brb" used in SMS and Instant Messaging meaning, "be right back".
"Barri Bee, need to get a Coke."
Definition of the person who is bothering someone who is onto something.
"Dude I am doing my damn homework don't be a barry in the ankle!"
Smartest Mofo ever
Barry Joe lives in San Fransico with his super rich parents moching off them. He weighs 400 pounds, is a god at rocket league, thinks Oklahoma is on the east coast, went to harvard at age 9, graduated at age 8 after inventing the time machine, and is the starting quaterback at his middle school, and only eats salad. Runs track for Ohio state somehow.
Person 1 "Yo do you know Barry Joe?"
Person 2 "I know a couple of Barry Joes, which one do you mean?"
Person 1 "The retarded looking one"
Person 2 "Oh u mean Barry Joe Mama"
A bald-faced lie told by a politician to deny what is (or will be) obvious.
"Obama telling us that that we can keep our healthcare under Obamacare was a barry tale."
Come have a Barry is an older generations version of 'Netflix and Chill' where they'll put some Barry White on and get the Blue Nun out and raid the old haunted vagina and shake the dentures loose. It generally ends up in the brown, sweaty and needing a tissue much like he did when on stage.
I invited Doris to come have a Barry. .. we let the music play and loves themed all over her dentures