Country Dictionary

good guy, good friend :thumbsup:

my friend is such an alan stanley :lel:

When you go to a public toilet giving the impression of going for a shit but have a wank instead

I’m just going for an alan

Using the Alan Wrench

Michael was alaning so hard while building this machine.

To have dirrhea so un-believably bad, that you rip yourself a new bootyhole.

"dude that curry was fire gave me such bad alaning tho"

To pull an Alan Shepard is to cheat on your significant other but play it off like the total badass that you are.

“Dude I just pulled an Alan Shepard”

“What do you mean by that”

“I just cheated on my wife and I didn’t lose any friends because of it”

sexiest man ever

I love Zander Alan Keheley so much

Alan Light is my teacher.

'Hey do you know Alan Light?'
'Yea he's my teacher,'