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That guy that, if the world were fair, would be morbidly obese, but is instead about as thin as dental floss.
His name is derived from what everyone would refer to him as if he wasn't blessed with unprecedented supermetabolism.
His behavior is characterized by, but not limited to, eating an entire gallon of ice cream while sitting on his ass and watching TV; eating 3 bags of Doritos while sitting on his ass and watching TV; drinking several cans of Mountain Dew: Code Red while sitting on his ass and watching TV; being blinded by unwashed hair while sitting on his ass and watching TV; smoking a bowl or two while sitting on his and watching TV; and making fun of fat people while sitting on his ass and playing WoW. Seriously, anyone else would have had several heart attacks, a stroke, and colon cancer by now.
While you go to the gym, eat healthy, and play sports to obtain a good body, a Capin Tub Tubs plays WoW, ingests nothing but saturated fats, trans fats, and high fructose corn syrup, and sits around the house all day and yet manages to weigh even less than you do, despite having the same body frame.
Everyone knows at least one Capin Tub Tubs
Capin Tub Tubs - Dude I just smoked 2 bowls, ate 3 dozen donuts, and downed an entire 2 liter of Coke. I've been doing this shit for years and I haven't gained a pound.
Obese Person - OH GO TO HELL
The cheerful nihilism of blasting Nevermind from CD in standstill traffic in the BQE.
Making up fake slack channels to cause consternation among your peers if they ever find them is a very bed and tub experience.
Eating salad in the tub in order to relax and save time.
Tub salad is the new shower beer.
A subgenre of Twitch Thot, who broadcasts her/himself in a hot tub, nearly nude in order to solicit donations from young boys or girls, because they have no other talent or anything that makes them interesting enough for people to tune into their streams. Twitch refuses to ban them for some reason, even though it clearly violates TOS, for sexual content.
Person 1: Hey have you heard about Lexi Luv?
Person 2: Isn't it that Hot Tub Hoe
Person 1: Yeah yeah, she made like 10k from her last stream.
Person 2: Bruh, how has she not gotten banned yet, she literally shows off her tits for donos.
A derogatory term for people who are overweight. For people typically named Matthew.
"Fuck you"
" U can't talk you chub tub"