A fork of Rural Dictionary
A marijuana vaporizer cartridge and battery set designed mainly to be a portable, non-combustible use mechanism. Also known as a vape pen when not specific for cannabis.
“I don’t want the heavier smoke from a rolled joint, so please pass the filled weed pen so I can vape it.”
Sticking a pencil into your wifes uterus watching her bleed and then die
Yoooo dude i shoved a pen in the uterus of ur hooters chick
Word used to describe a specific form of virginity.
Pre penetration
A beef pen otherwise known as a pork sword, is physiological component of the male anatomy used for reproduction, urination, and wider world conquest.
"Get that beef pen out of my face I have a very busy day with many errands to run!"
The pen that comes with your drawing tablet. It gets lost easily because they have a special magnetic force that connects them to satan and you have a mental breakdown every time you lose it. What do you do when it's gone? Make a sacrifice; kill the canaenae in your basement and ring up satan. Ask him for a new tablet pen. Job done.
"I lost my tablet pen."
"Right then. Honey, grab the candles, I'll take care of the canaenae."
A slang word for a man's genetalia used by weird people
"get out of here with your patriarky pen"