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A project presentation document used to entice investors into giving serious consideration to parting with some of their money. Used by theater producers, inter alia.

I saw the deck for Hello Dolly and thought it didn't stand a chance, so I put my money on Equipoise in the third. Really STUPID.

To knock someone the f*ck out

David if you touch me again I'm going to deck you bro.

A completely bland, abrasive person.

Just like a deck outside a home. Usually unvarnished, raw, pale, ugly, hard, abrasive, dull and bland.

So if you call someone a "deck", you are saying they're bland, abrasive, boring.

Henry is such a fucking irritating deck. Fuck him.

Another word for dick

Wow this is an XXL deck. I would love to sit on it..
Does this deck get wet?

How big is your deck?

There's no introduction needed for Deck. Deck gives me a good laugh. Deck lights up the groupchat when she's there. Deck will always be loved and needed because Deck is Deck.
And we fucking love Deck.
-Jazzy <3

"Deck is so funny."
"S tier humor, for real."

Another way of using the term "dyke", a derogatory term for a masculine lesbian.

I saw a deck out here not too long ago.

Slang term for "Dick" or "Penis" in the Philippines.

Person 1 (Beautiful girl):*Posts Video*
Person 2 (Male):"Ay na like ng Deck ko"