A fork of Rural Dictionary
Diarrhea Drive-by: When you role down the window of your vehicle on the highway and let loose all of the stress and food you have taken in that day out the window.
Guy 1: Man I really gotta go!
Guy2: Just do a Diarrhea Drive-by, it helps a lot!
When you call your boy to see if they got something you need and they say naw !
Or when you go to McDonald’s and the ice cream machine is broken
Yo homie can I go by ?
Answers , naw
Aww That’s Diarrhea right der.
When you freeze diarrhea in a silicone dildo tray and fuck yourself with it.
Alex: My ex stole my sex toys when he left so I had to make a diarrhea dildo last night.
Kyle: Can I use it after?
cronical diarrhea where it feels like youre letting corrosive acid out of your ass.
I hate having latvian diarrhea!
The pre-diarrhea sensation, that makes your bowels tremble and your butthole pucker. The "oh shit" feeling that instantly hits you like a freight train. You may break a sweat, and/or feel bouts of nausea trying to hold back the monstrosity that is about to disembark.
Step on the gas, diarrhea labor has hit. It's coming now!
When you get explosive diarrhea when there’s a blockage in your colon causing said blockage to collapse in on itself. This is felt as an implosion in your body before the explosion occurs.
“Too much Taco Bell can give you implosive diarrhea if you’re not careful”
when you need to fart and your diarrhea explodes everywhere
a: dude I diarrhea sharted yesterday
b: oh jesus
a: it was on the toilet tho so it didn’t go that wrong
b: oh ok