Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

flying cat

u dont see them very often, but when you have a cat you now understand what it feels like to have a flying cat in your bedroom. very scary of cucumbers ;-; they jump at u

man 1: why is there a flying cat? man 2: the dogs tried to get her so i threw her over the fence..

by SHITTY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! July 01, 2021

crusty the cat

a chuck e cheese character that was made in 1977 and replaced by this stupid ass purple obese monster

crusty the cat is just better than Mr munch

by 1#crustyfan November 14, 2024

cat jeans

Jeans that Thots wear with many different holes already ripped into them as if a cat attacked their pants.

Why would you pay $300 for those retarded cat jeans Tiffany?

by IAMHILL15 March 15, 2018

Put your cat on the mic

when you tell someone when they when someone to tell them someone to when tell them to get more bitches like yknow

"Hey Michael, put your cat on the mic"

by Bennnjie October 14, 2021

Cat Chest Theory

The Reboot Van mentioned it

*post a image of a cat in a chest* "cat chest theory mentioned"

by Urban John Dictionary March 27, 2024