A fork of Rural Dictionary
twink
hypocrite
overly sensitive
ignores the fact he’s an asshole
totally not self aware
bro ima pull a sammie hammie on you if you don’t stop playing
A pretty cool dude. Likes ducks. A little too much. He can beat Guy Fieri in a race any day. He likes to do things most people would think are a little bonkers. He’s the funniest guy you’ll ever know and boy does his Buddy the Elf expression make people laugh.
You see that guy over there standing in the fountain? He’s acting like a real Sammy G.
Sammy G is President of the United States!! Isn’t that just so cool??
The only good thing you can get at arbys
"Can I get a meat flap sammy make it RACIST"
"Make that meat flap sammy cream a little"
"A Meat Flap Sammy extra STANK"
A person who is a little bit too attracted to gingers. They are quite fond of Ron Weasley and Sean Macguire
"You like gingers, you're literally Sammy Wammy"
"Sammy Wammy likes gingers way too much"
an uneducated fellow who eats mcdonalds 247 and is the size of 3 football stadiums
A: have you seen Sammy Wammy?
B: ye he has been putting a lot of weight lately
sammy wammy is very smart, got big tits, a big ass, and has great music taste
yo have you seen sammy wammy and her big tits 😨
A lost Spongebob Squarepants episode, which is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a worker from Nickelodeon who was murdered by Nickelodeon. It is said that the reason he was killed was because he found out Nick was hipnotizing children
Sammy Salabular is very scary