A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mormons worship sea lions as gods, so trying to make themselves closer to god's image, a male Mormon will marry about 30 people at the same time.
The Mormon harem didn't have any guys or midgets in it, you would think that to a guy that tried to fuck as many people as Wilt Chamberlain, marrying just females would get old after about the 27th or 28th wife, but not for him.
A group of females a Mormon is married to.
Everywhere that guy goes, you see him with his Mormon harem.
My dick physically slipped and you're built like a Mormon.
The inasive species taking over a state called Nevada
Master Chief: "Have you seen the inasive species taking over a state called Nevada known as a Mormon Cricket?"
Lego Padme: "Yeah, where is the Frog Army?"
A Mormon steamer is a variation of a Cleveland steamer and hoch replaces Shit for porage.
This variation of the Cleveland steamer was made and pioneered by Eli W. Piryznski.
“Wow, Eli sure does give good Mormon Steamers!”
Mormons who do things for attention, to look like a baddie, for shock value, to prove themselves not be seen as someone who grew up in Utah or look like your average Mormon Joe. Does things normal people do but does it loudly to prove they don’t confine themselves. Doesn’t want to look like a goodie so they are obnoxious about being a baddie.
Typically goes to #lit concerts and wears lots of band tees to prove it, thinks cussing makes them extra hilarious, makes it a point to tell everyone they want a tattoo, talks about how many boys they’ve NCMOd and thinks it makes them a #baddie, participates in adult cliques and toxic woke culture and thinks they are being an activist (Research Obama Woke Culture), has that edgy Utah Mormon fashion taste and thinks they are being different but they are just wearing platform shoes and button up jeans like every other Mormon Baddie.
Fred “She’s so hawt and cool!”
Tommy “Don’t be fooled man. It’s unnatural. She’s just your typical Mormon Baddie. If we were outside of Utah you wouldn’t think so bro. She’s just liberal like us. Don’t settle.”