Country Dictionary

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Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .

Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

by Wee mikey May 08, 2022

Try free for 30 days

A big lie

Site: Try free for 30 days Me: *presses ok* Site: Credit card info here:______ Me: FUC-

by ThatMothafuckin'Person October 25, 2023

hmmmm trying to think of what to type

Trying to think of what to send to girlfriend

Guy 1: hmmmm trying to think of what to type. Guy 1: Yo, what do I say to her? Guy 2: nice boobs and butt?

by Cooper Vistad November 29, 2021

Don't try my life

When someone insults or talks badly about your favorite thing in the world.

Hater: "Yo, I fucking hate Fornite" You: "Yo Don't try my life"

by MillieLycan March 21, 2018

trying to avoid fatigue

phrase used when you don't want to perform activities outside your realm of comfort.

Friend 1: Hey, let's go hiking this weekend. Friend 2: Absolutely not, i am trying to avoid fatigue. ----------------------------------------- Guy: Netflix and chill? Girl: Nope, trying to avoid fatigue.

by x4vr March 29, 2018