Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

bootyhole hurt

offended

them: why would you post that?!
me: isa joke dont get bootyhole hurt

by buttfuck479 June 01, 2022

Hurt a jew, we sue you

Well that's not stereotypical, like... At all, is it? I mean, this fucking guy looks like Toji's worm from Jujutsu Kaisen. He about to spit out a 3-stick nunchuck so Ben Shapiro can fight the woke spirits over here.

Toji's Worm "OoOoOo Ghefoigal! If you hurt a jew, we sue you! Plegh!" 😗🗡

Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."

by Hym Iam May 07, 2024

Hurt men

To deliberately inflict or cause any form of emotional distress to any and every male who deserves it. Such acts may include lying, cheating, fucking with his FIFA account etc.

The best revenge is to hurt men even when they don't deserve it.

by Le'ronza January 24, 2021

hurt mail

The angry hurt texts and email you write to the person who has dumped you or rejected you or made you feel like you are not worthwhile or worth loving

That mofo is such a bastard but I couldn’t resist sending him that final text about my xxxx just to prove I am special & he is going to miss me.

It was hurt mail, par excellence

by Red in the Hed September 08, 2021

Culturally Butt Hurt

Overly sensitive to perceived cultural slights

Karen was Culturally butt hurt when her frappe didn’t come back right

by Acesspotlite July 01, 2021

Hurt Skrrt

car crash Skrrt drive

My sister was driving home late last night when she got in a hurt skrrt

by jakeyoung September 26, 2019

my skin hurt

it does

Bro 1: Yo my skin hurt
Bro 2: sucks bro

by DrugsAlligator September 24, 2019