A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a white guy opens an Asian restaurant, the first thing he puts on the menu is the Mak Dee. It consists of chicken, rice, and tofu.
Customer: Could I get 2 orders of the Mak Dee?
Waiter: Yes sir that will be right out.
When you've had a sneaky joint and need to get rid of the smell by washing your hands, face and spraying deodorant all over yourself.
Paddy: "Need a sneaky J, look out for me dude"
Dan: 'No worries dude, just remember to dee-weed after"
Paddy: "Always do bro, we got any pizza left?"
Stimulate a girl's vag with your fingers
Mandy and I made out for a while, then I gave her the ol' fiddle dee diddle.