A fork of Rural Dictionary
verb (rons, ronning, ron'd)
to senselessly knock one player off course with no regard for your own well being, traditionally occurring in a game of golf with your friends, yes your friends in particular
"It's ball to ball contact." -Ron 2k18
Aw man I just got ron'd. You're in need of a good ronning.
A fat israeli dick that won't follow the jewish eating rules or shit, a guy that talks to all the teachers in order to get good grades and actually succedes. Someone that has a chin as big as a cow and a moustache that will grow to being like Hitler's. A guy that always wears a combination of red, blue, and black. Sometimes he brings a blue shirt and thinks he's cool.
When you awaken to your girl wearing a clown mask and banging you from behind with a strap-on.
I'm scared of clowns now...I woke up the other night to a Midnight Dirty Ron!
Someone that leaves a deposit with fake bank details
‘Your such a Ron Meltinson’
When your partner closes an eye and you take a dump on said eye leaving your partner with a Captain Ron eye patch circa 1980s.
I felt like I could take on the Kreaken while riding Johnny Depp's back after my old lady gave me that stunning Captain Ron!
When ur in ya girls salami and ur glitzy gets rly soft mid pump
Dude last night I was doing it with my bird and my di*k Ron slondered me... she was so pissed