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Hot tub bologna

A glorious slice of bologna that has preferably been dipped in hot tub water, that arrives when a fellow man most needs it.

Bro it though Leo was dead until that hot tub bologna arrived

by Chadwick1234458 March 12, 2023

Gum tub

A container for chewing gum with a flip up lid

Hey can you pass me the gum tub

by Gae_Pillow February 10, 2024

Tub Sub

1. A sub that one eats in a tub, ideally with a group of 4 or more.

While staying at this resort in Las Vegas we took a bath and ate tub subs, it was gross though lettuce got everywhere.

by AprilAndAndy December 30, 2018

Shit the tub Danny Trejo’s

When you have severe indigestion and your butt is farting without your permission. The urge to shit your pants is so bad but you’re using every bit of effort to hold it back. When you decide to release the demon, it sounds like pouring salsa into water. And when you look into the toilet from what you gave birth to, it looks like Danny Trejo’s face.

Bro, I ate a chimichanga from the local taqueria, I’ve had the shit the tub Danny Trejo’s for a week. I had to courtesy flush twice.

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 December 29, 2024

B W Hot Tub

The act of boiling a kettle, opening it as it's boiling, taking ones trousers down to the ankle level, spreading ones butt cheeks and sitting on top of the kettle. When the water is at optimum temperature and steam is rising, let steam trickle into the sphincter. This will help a lot with your dire constipation.

For sexual act pour fecal water into anus of anal companion...

Oh daddy please pour me a B W Hot Tub ...

by EltonJohnReanalised March 13, 2024

B W Hot Tub

The act of boiling a kettle, opening it as it's boiling, taking ones trousers down to the ankle level, spreading ones butt cheeks and sitting on top of the kettle. When the water is at optimum temperature and steam is rising, let steam trickle into the sphincter. This will help a lot with your dire constipation.

For sexual act pour fecal water into anus of anal companion...

Oh daddy please pour me a B W Hot Tub ...

by EltonJohnReanalised March 13, 2024