A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of lighting your playmates nose on fire on christmas and them forcing them to suck your dick while the nose is still lit.
i got the best rudolph the red boned reindeer last year from my girlfreind
Also known as the ugliest county in American and formerly known as and is sometimes still referred to, as Redneck County; people from all over Minnesota and close-by states live here. Farming? Rednecks? Few badasses? Mexicans? Canadians? They have em' all.
"Hey you're a redneck, you must be from Red Lake County!"
A derogatory term used to describe any person who has dark skin. Referring to an individual who looks like a baboon.
That red-ass just stole my television.
the love of your life, undying love, no matter who you're with at the moment you will end up with the one who's always been your red hot lover
You're with Joe now, but Harry has always been the one and you know you'll end up with him. You and Harry are Red hot lovers
Best. Song. From. Jack. Johnson.
(Hawaiian Singer)
Go listen to the song *Red Wine Mistakes Mythology* from Jack Johnson