A fork of Rural Dictionary
April 2nd is National Tell Your Crush You Like Them Day. If they reject you, say “Late April Fools”
“Bro it’s April 2nd, I’m gonna tell my crush I like them.”
On this day you need to have sex with someone of your choice whether they want to or not
Him: “hey we need to have sex today its April 2nd!” Her: “ew no im not having sex with you?!” Him: “i dont care, take ur pants off”
your name is haley garber and you are in 7th grade and you to tri-valley
Oh her birthday is April 2nd? Her name is Haley Garber!
This is national cuddle/fuck you girlfriend/boyfriend day. This means you need to cuddle or fuck.
Hey Baby wanna come over? Yea I can Okay!! Can we cuddle No But it’s April 2nd you have to or we can fuck Ohhhh okay bet
If you got a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day, you're probably one of the coolest people on earth, and it's also a sacred day for the Aboriginals in North Russia. Couples in the old North Russia used to wait to get engaged until April 2nd, because they on that day could choose one other to sacrifice to the gods, because of the sacred day. Ps If your names are Silje and Lucas, and y'all get together on this day, it automatically means lifelong blessings, happiness and fire sex for the both of you.
You got together on April 2nd? I better watch my back, before I get sacrificed, haha.