A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. The act of farting on or towards someone or something, quiet often in the facial area.
I was just sitting there, and that weinerhead just walked up and gave me a fuzzy kitty surprise!
v. the act of eating out a female who has contracted a sexually transmitted disease
Hey, did you hear Jake gave that stripper a fuzzy pretzel and now he has herpes on his mouth?!
Somebody who is seemingly cute and sweet like a gummy bear, but has a feature about them that makes nobody want them. Like a gummy bear dropped on the dirty carpet.
Yeah she's a hottie but her personality makes her a fuzzy gummy bear.
An adjective used to describe the awkward, slightly embarrassed and seemingly innocent look a slampiece gives when a bro's pubic hair is torn out during oral intercourse and becomes lodged in their braces.
Also known as a tooth beard or steel wool.
Watch out for that braceface bro, she's just waiting to give you a fuzzy grin.
When someone is wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket.
Man 1: Dude my girl got a new blanket the other day, its so fuzzy!
Man 2: Did she turn into a Fuzzy Burrito?
Man 1: Heck yeah, she wrapped herself up super tight!
Having sexual intercourse with a woman in a body of water, and a fish comes up and nibbles your anus.
Jamie was telling Bobby how having sex with his girlfriend in Lake Winnipesaukee turned into a Fuzzy MacGyver when all of a sudden a fish came up and nibbled his corn hole.
When 4 females have fun ;)))))
“Ohhh yeah Jenny! This is one fuzzy foursome!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!”