A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fact buddy is an individual with whom one exchanges factual information on a frequent or infrequent basis.
There are rarely discrete terms of commitment or participation agreed upon verbally or in writing between the concerned parties. The very nature of the bond between fact buddy and fact buddy is a deep understanding and appreciation for facts. Presumably, both individuals are lifelong learners that act as sponsers to each other, offering a safe and encouraging environment where one may share knowledge without being deemed pretentious or condescending.
“Hey Dude, how bout this weather eh? Gorgeous sunrise!! Sweet surfing mate!”
“Yeah brah. It may look nice, but I read that the color is often due to the level of pollution in the air.”
“Seriously? I never knew that. Interesting.”
“True story. Can you hand me my blue sun sunnies dude?”
“They’re actually cyan.”
“Righteous dude. We both learned something today and didn’t take insult. We are the best fact buddies!”
in the office ten years later ..
“Can you hand me that pen dude?This pencil is smudging everywhere.”
“Actually, this pen is a gel pen, which is notably far less superior than a fine print ball point steel barrel .3 mm pen. -If smudging is the variable you are most concerned with. -You could do gel, but you want to make sure you have quality paper that can absorb the ink quickly as it takes longer to dry than a ball point. Otherwise you may find the pencil more tolerable.”
“Thanks fact buddy, do you happen to have one I can borrow? I’ll have to look in to getting better writing utensils!”
“We make the best recommendations for one another.”
“I know. I love your smiles encrusted knowledge bombs.”
A fact video on TikTok or YouTube Shorts by user con_spiracy about “morbid facts” or facts about things that are unsettling or gross.
Morbid facts, part 241.
According to sources, around 150 people die each year from sticking a fork in a toaster.
When your statement is 99.9% a fact
Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?
That’s a hand sanitizer fact
A piece of false information that is presented that conflicts with facts or evidence that is used to persuade people to challenge factual information or evidence.
The 45th President of the United States routinely used Trump Facts to counter scientists' opinions about the Corona Virus.
Trolling people without bending the truth/lying, solely grounded in absolute truths.
Thomas: "Sam's BMI has been way too high his whole life, this has resulted in a higher fatty acid composition in his cerebral brain lobes and is the primary factor why he can't understand basic banter."
Jane: "Stop being such a fact-troll, Thomas."
The best most entertaining way to get yourself fucked. It is the most entertaining drinking game you'll find out there. It is kinda in the name it will defo get you fucked either by the dares that will ruin your life/ relationship or by drinking way too much.
Man FACT OR F**KED is the shit we literally all ended up on the floor. Best thing we saw was Jake's mum's reaction walking in while Jesse and Craig were doing the 69 hickeys.