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Bone Hurting Juice

1. A type of juice that, true to its name, causes immense, unexplained pain in the bones

2. The (often intentional) misuse of a meme template

"What was that drink you left on my desk?"

"Bone hurting juice."

"It tasted good!...Ow my bones hurt oof ow ouch"

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 22, 2023

Health Hurts

The greatest parody of Truth Hurts by Lizzo

HEY DUDE! HAVE YOU HEARD HEALTH HURTS YET! IT’S ABSOLUTE FIRE MAN

by Yung Cesar Parody Guy November 29, 2020

hurt eyesocket

death, die, deceased

you’re gonna hurt eyesocket

by ulikebuttstuff44 April 16, 2022

Hurt men

To deliberately inflict or cause any form of emotional distress to any and every male who deserves it. Such acts may include lying, cheating, fucking with his FIFA account etc.

The best revenge is to hurt men even when they don't deserve it.

by Le'ronza January 24, 2021

hurt mail

The angry hurt texts and email you write to the person who has dumped you or rejected you or made you feel like you are not worthwhile or worth loving

That mofo is such a bastard but I couldn’t resist sending him that final text about my xxxx just to prove I am special & he is going to miss me.

It was hurt mail, par excellence

by Red in the Hed September 08, 2021

Culturally Butt Hurt

Overly sensitive to perceived cultural slights

Karen was Culturally butt hurt when her frappe didn’t come back right

by Acesspotlite July 01, 2021

Hurt Skrrt

car crash Skrrt drive

My sister was driving home late last night when she got in a hurt skrrt

by jakeyoung September 26, 2019