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some elf in a jar

elf in a jar when a elf is captured

kid:captures elf
elf:noo

coolest elf ever
why capture
yall suck

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

elf in a jar is a elf that dies in a jar from a kid

coolest elf ever
why capture
yall suck

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

elf in a jar is a elf that fucking dies in a jar from a stupid kid

Someone (often neckbeards) who places figurines or collectibles in Jars and fills said jars with human excrement, such as semen or urine.

“That Neckbeard on discord places pony figurines in jars and cums in them. He’s such a Jar Fiend”

a jar filled to the brim with cum, doesn't matter who's cum, and then you store it in the basement.

one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.

"hey broski, can you cum in this jar? i'm making a cum jar!"

take a jar and put something in it then cum in it

Person 1 : IS THAT THE CUM JAR !?

Person 2 : yes

Someone who nuts in a jar until it’s full and then sells it on eBay and saying it’s mayonnaise

Zack:imma make a cum jar and sell it
Ben: Zack don’t do that someone will report you to the police