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When you go to a church dance with all your Mormon friends and the next day you wake up with a headache, you legs are sore from all the line dancing and you can't remember the names of all the people you danced with.
Man, I just woke up with the worst mormon hangover!!
A term describing mormon events, church duties, religious practices, reading material, generally anything involving the mormon religion or culture.
Usually used by a mormon to a non-mormon who doesn't want further inquire further in his doings or whereabouts, because the non-mormon won't agree, or understand anyway.
Used by mormons to get out of something, and scapegoating it on their church.
Used my non-mormons to describe the behavior of a mormon, or to ridicule a non-mormon for exemplar behavior.
Non-Mormon: Want to hang out this Sunday?
Mormon: Nah dude, I have mormon stuff to do.
Non-Mormon: What are you reading?
Mormon: Mormon Stuff
Non-Mormon: Want to go to the bar with me tonight?
Mormon: I'll pass. I have mormon stuff to do.
Non-Mormon 1: Let's go to the strip club.
Non-Mormon 2: Nah, I have mormon stuff to do.
Sherie to a girlfriend: Jim didn't want to go for a late night skinny dip at the lake, he had better mormon stuff to do.
Mormon women. Click-ish, horrible women who act “Christ-like” to your face and gossip behind your back. The Mormon version of a succubus, so no physical touch or any companionship, just friendly enough to extract information from you to report negative news to the “leadership” of the branch or ward, which they turn around and use as Mormon blackmail, insisting that you must do as they say or else face outer darkness.
A: Is the Mormon relief society doing anything to combat poverty?
B: fuck no
a person who is extremely stupid and or shitty.
Synynom: Retarted, dicksucker, bitchtard, ass, mean, adolf hitler, inconsiderate, racist, Bob Ewell, Advystyles
Antynom: Canadian, badass, kind, genius, atticus finch, rockstar
Guitarherostyles is being such a mormon by denying his rape and sexual alligations
We're basically the premium version of Christianity and our opinion doesn't matter.
Person 1: "Mormons are basically the premium version of Christians!"
Person 2: "Shut up. Nobody asked for your opinion. "
The religion of the future for the West.
Mormon Christianity is very similar to Islam.