A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone is patting their lap is an indication to tell their partner to smoother them with their behind. ( When theyโre to much of a bitch to say it with words) they will use this to communicate with their partner.
They are Patting there lap they want someone to sit on it
๐ฃ๐ฎ๐-wood-ed
๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฃ
A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score. A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score.
present participle: ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ ๐ช๐ผ๐ผ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ป๐ด
"I can't believe it, he's just Pat Wooded it from two yards out!"
Pat is a big nerd with a pedo mustache. He's really great at figuring out what your name means.
Pat, that mustache is.... interesting.
Pat is my girlfriendโs name, itโs a very pretty name and I like it very much :)
Person 1: hey, is that your girlfriend pat?
Me: yes it is and she is beautiful:)