A fork of Rural Dictionary
To adopt a word or phrase into your vocabulary that is frequently used by someone you know
1. If you keep saying that all the time, I'm going to sponge it off of you. 2. Friend 1: That was some big oof right there! Friend 2: So you're the one that I sponged "big oof" from!
A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.
Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.
when a girl is so much fatter than her partner that he/she flatlines while having sex
A vegas bomb plus a splash of pineapple.
I drank a vegas sponge.
After you take you morning shit you take a sponge dip it in the poop water and squeeze the remains into you fiends backpack
“OMG I opened my backpack and got a HUGE whiff of poop, I guess I got gooey sponged”