A fork of Rural Dictionary
So Gay Dood
Nobody Loves u mate get a life
"hey is that levi, why is he sucking cock"
Levi is one of the most forgetting guys you could meet. Despite his forgetfulness, he is many things. He's so many things, I can name them all, but I'm not going to because we'd be here forever. He's caring, loving, and attractive. He likes 80s music and loves to poke fun at you in a joking way. He'll be your best friend and you might crush on him a couple of times along the way, but you'll stay friends. He'll be friends with you regardless of your problems, race, ethnicity, gender, and beliefs. He believes beauty is deeper than skin. He's dorky and will always make you smile at any time of day, even by just thinking about him. You might fantasize about a future with him, which may happen very well. You will never know if he has a crush on you or not due to his flirtatious glances toward you during class. If you are fortunate enough to know Levi, he'll be your best friend, your shoulder to cry on, and the love of your life. He'll never know it but you love him and you will forever. He's compassionate, driven, attentive, understanding, faithful, and a plethora of other things. He will drop everything and be ready to fight for anything and anyone he finds sacred and holds dear or is scared to lose. If you know Levi, you're blessed to know him.
Levi is the most wonderful man you're gonna meet and you can never leave him. He'll love you forever.
Levi Greig aka "White Chocolate Mini Shaq" is the best Alex Hills Raiders player ever. He lacks the ability to dunk, however, after he hits a contested step back three, he will Splash his "White Chocolate" all over the defender.
"Wow there is so much white chocolate every where, Levi Greig must have been here"
Levi is not talking of the truth
Levi is spitting cap because he should know Ellie loves him more