A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a Russian mob hitman pushes a pistol against the back of your head.
Mob hitman: Priviyet.
Target: Yes??
*the hitman now pulls out his pistol, flicking the safety off and pushes it against the target's head*
Mob hitman: Dasvidaniya, motherfucker.
Mario Lopez haired slim Jim. Searches for big foot when goes camping. Turns on people with his snagged tooth. Tries to be a baller. Says he's succeeded. Would whoop sense into you with 10 in chode.
Sandy sucked the motherfucker named frankie chode yesterday.
Those who are not on the cover of sports magazine
That man is a ugly motherfucker
An emphatic full stop or period that not only terminates a sentence, but all future discussion on the topic.
Hate is a choice, medical conditions are not. Full motherfucking stop.
@wspittman via Twitter
A person who eats chapatis, regardless of their race or culture.
Did you see Declan eating all those chapatis?
Yeah, he’s a massive chapati motherfucker
Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.
Dave: You killed Greg you smiley motherfucker!
Possible Alien: Next I will cure this world of humanity.
Definitely an Alien: MUHAHAHAHA.
Someone who always finds the best stuff at the thrift and is always dressed to the nines. Most of the time, they are looking for stuff to resell at a higher price, but they also shop for themselves. Mostly associated with the Y2K aesthetic, however, this term can apply to anyone who frequents the thrift stores in search of the best aesthetic finds. Assumed to be the reason thrifting nowadays is overpriced, and stocked with items from SHEIN, H&M, and other fast fashion/mall brands.
Friend 1: Did you find anything cool at Goodwill?
Friend 2: Nah, all the fashion motherfuckers got there before me and bought all the cool stuff.
Friend 1: Aw man, can't they leave stuff for the rest of us?