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cracked fact

A 'fact' proposed by Cracked.com to be truthful but is in fact inherently specious.

Cracked fact - A sandwich started WW2

by Captain Conundrum February 08, 2014

Twix Nutrition Facts

Per 2 pieces (50 g) Fat 12 g (18%) - Saturated 7 g + Trans 0.1 g (36%Z) Cholesterol 5 mg Sodium 95 mg (4%) Carbohydrate 33 g (11%) - Fibre 1 g (4%) - Sugar 24g Protein 2 g NO VITAMIN A NO VITAMIN C Calcium (4%) Iron (4%) Why would you UrbanDictionary this? (107.343%)

twix enjoyer: the nutrionution nutrition facts contain 4rtfthyjghmvj45 4% iron twix consumer: ok the Twix Nutrition Facts: twix

by Defractal December 03, 2023

you forget the fact

the same line that a person uses over and over and over and over again which pisses off his gf

you forget the fact that i love you

by Apollyx June 28, 2023

In fact they're Kissing, sloppy style, squishing boobs together, etc

Describes when two individuals who are thought to hate each other actually love each other or may even be in a romance

Sarah and Daniel are fighting all time, what's the fuss between them? Sarah and Daniel don't hate each other In fact they're kissing, sloppy style, squishing boobs together, etc

by NZJSJ November 17, 2023

National Bonnie speaks facts day

national Bonnie speaks facts day is when I (Bonnie) SPEAK FACTS! I am making this day because jetti spaghetti can not rap his head around the FACT that I love him more.

“Hey did u hear? It’s national bonnie speaks facts day!” “Oh shit no way! I just know she’s gonna spit straight facts!”

by petitebunni January 01, 2023

Bogan Fact

Something one bogan tells another bogan therefor making the information true. This most definitely gets passed on to more bogans or anyone the bogan comes into contact with. Bogan facts are considered annoying and/or funny to educated people but mostly annoying. The educated person will most likely not argue with the bogan fact as it becomes too frustrating to prove a point as the bogan will only listen to other uneducated bogans.

A Cab Sav drinking yuppie sitting in a restaurant with his virginal fiancé overhears a couple of bogans talking at the bar. Bogan 1: Must be one million fuck’n degrees out there. Bogan 2: I still think that whole global warming stuff is a huge pile of shit. Bogan 1: For real Bogan 2: Too right Bogan 1: Deadset Bogan 2: Bloody oath Cab Sav Drinking Yuppie: And that, my dear, is what they call a bogan fact.

by Caliban78 February 05, 2014

Holy Fact

Sometimes a piece of factual information is worthy of the gospel.

this is a reading from the gospel according to matthew; That is a HOLY FACT man.

by Mcphil69 October 09, 2020