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JT-Plex

JT's penis size. Calculated to be approximately 9.7x10^834719^9203^3943209^241573^937348 inches. Which most scientist consider to be an understatement of the true number.

That guy's penis is big, but it can't compare to JT's JT-Plex.

by Cowman901 June 14, 2020

JT Lambert

Only one of the worse schools in Pennsylvania. It has students who act crazy AF. Everybody thinks that they are special in a good way and in a bad way. Way to much bullying and none of the teachers even do anything about it. Teacher curse

Random bully in school: see you in hell

Anybody: I’m already in JT lambert

by ass_slapper October 21, 2019

Jt Szymanski

The proud creator of Spider-Man commits tax fraud and owner of the menace of mysterio lego set

Ritchey: you who was that guy that created Spider-Man commits fraud?
G shmetz: I think it was Jt Szymanski

by Deadpool himself May 01, 2020

JT Brain

Like Pregnancy Brain or Dementia, you illogically and unrealistically associate anything and Everything with Justin Randle Timberlake aka JT aka the hot man with blue eyes in the woods.

Dad: great game! Heels Next!

Daughter w/JT brain: As in Tennessee? As in JT’s team? Baby blue

Everyone in the group chat: …?????
Daughter w/ JT Brain: Oh North Carolina whoops, I knew it was tar heels and baby blue!

by lovesquared March 20, 2022

JT Aristocrats

The best group chat on football twitter. (The members: Joe, Sven, Ruben, Rui, Deniz, Lef, Aarjan, Matteo, Em, JRC, Nick, Aziz...)

If you want to join the JT Aristocrats, fill out this application

by absolutrash June 06, 2021

don jt

See Donald Trump and Donald J Trump

King of New York and leader of Hell raisers. Commonly referred to as "Madman" for his boldness in what he says. Called "Don JT" by fans who don't want people around them to know what they're talking about.

Trumpet 1: "Did you see Don JT last night?"
Trumpet 2: "Ya man, he said he's runnin for a eleventh term!"
Trumpet 1: "What a Madman!!!"
Trumpet 2: "Quiet down! There are haters nearby!!!"

by Sentryyy April 25, 2016

Dirty Jt

Using your “fat cock” to pile drive a wanna while simultaneously using a dildo and bounding her ass with it

“Did you hear what Evan was talking about at lunch he gave his girl the Dirty JT

by Hollosuck April 16, 2020