A fork of Rural Dictionary
- noun
Specific term used to relay the pain associated with the inappropriate use of child-safe toys in sex games.
Person 1: I thought it would be funny to see if I could fist myself with Optimus Prime, but I blew out my rectum.
Person 2: Looks like you paid the *lowers sunglasses* Fissure Price...
The part of the price tag sticker left on a gift when you are unsuccessful in peeling it off.
Damn, she'll never believe these flowers aren't from tesco - I made a price scar.
n. an extemely exhorbitant price demanded or paid
They wanted a whorehouse price for that old piece of junk.
adj attractive, desirable, or of high quality
Imma hit her up tonight no doubt, that ass lookin full price.
The cost of an item that is unreasonably priced or unduly expensive when compared to similiar items. Similiar to excessive fees for a "profession service" such as a doctor, CPA, designer or other professional services rendered.
Don't shop there, everything is professionally priced.
Do you have something cheaper, this is professionally priced!
Are all your products professionally priced?
A kind person who is a bit awkward but generally opens up to you once you have things in common.
Person 1: "Why is she so shy?"
Hailey Price: *flails arms around like a weirdo*
Person 2: "Oh ,she's just a Hailey Price."
A home wrecker, girl that wants everyone else's man, just to ruin it for them.
You guys broke up? Oh, let me guess, Nikki Price