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Bender

A hockey player that sucks because his skates aren't tight enough so they bend inward. Can be generally applied, with some exceptions, to any high school player outside of Minnesota and those from a decent number of schools in Michigan and Massachusetts.

Also, the player will think he is really cool for playing hockey, even though he just wasn't good enough for the basketball team and now has to play "home" games in front of parents and a nonexistent student section in an arena 10 miles from home.

I just saw this high school hockey game in Ohio. They sucked at everything so they decided to start a huge fight. But it wasn't that great because the kids were all benders and thought they were cool for wearing Nike Bauer vapor XX skates and gloves.

by wolverinefan1 March 14, 2009

Bender

Someone whos ankles bend inwards

adam was bending really hard in englis today...what a bender

by ryan cross March 02, 2009

Bender

1. Something that bends something eg pipes
2. A brown-nosing, arse licking, bum boy, cock-loving, up-the-wrong'un, pussy-hating gayboy

1. Bender from 'Futurama'
2. James Pickup

by godli June 06, 2005

bender

Homosexual, from the phrase 'Gender bender' commonly used in the 80's. Has nothing to do with men bending over is many would believe.

Oh my god that guy is such a bender

by u4ric November 19, 2005

Bender

noun: (ben-der):derived from the practice of poor ice skaters whose legs bend inward at the ankle while skating on ice:

One who is of a general uninteresting and poor overall character. These people can often be found enjoying iced lattes. Their names are normally Todd, Tucker or Kyle. Do not associate with these people. They will cause you to suck.

Hey cool dudes, want to go chill by the beach with some mimosas?
No you fucking bender, I'd rather explore the peri-anal region of a ferret.

by Lou Diamond Phillips November 13, 2005

bender

a big party, said around the Boston area

We hafta throw a bender tonight

by Mathewlane September 01, 2006

bender

a player who blows at hockey and cant skate

luke enderwick is the biggest bender bow high has ever seen

by puke benderdick June 12, 2008