A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of sitting on your hand until it goes numb and then giving someone else a handjob. Similar to the Stranger.
Dave was feeling depressed because his girlfriend left him, so I took one for the team and gave him a casual acquaintance to make him feel better.
A 'friend' you only hang out with while smoking pot, and might not even know the name of.
Jeff: Hey, you know Tarun? He's a really chill guy.
Zach: He's the one with the lava lamp collection? Haven't really talked to him much. He's a Danish acquaintance. Makes great brownies, though, that's for sure.
Someone you never met in real life but you talk to them online when you're bored
oh! she's just an instagram acquaintance but damn hypes me up more than my own boyfriend
Not really a friend, but useful enough such that you keep them on your IM list for when you Can't Be Arsed Googling.
A: Why the hell have you got Greg in your IM list? He's a douche.
B: CBAG Acquaintance. He's a walking php manual.
The proper place to consider an ex-lover after a bad break up. Should not be confused with the friend zone.
After she got over her anger about our break up, Nancy wanted to remain friends. But I think it's a better idea to keep her in my polite acquaintance zone.
A person that you're not really friends with but you're cool enough to go up to them and shake their hand and say "Sup, bro".
Roxy: Ya I'm not actually friends with Keith were just Cool Guy Acquaintances.
The friend request sent right after meeting someone for the first time.
After meeting Ryan at the party, Dave sent him a post-acquaintance friend request to secure their friendship.