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Albert

Albert's the most swaggery guy you'll EVER EVER meet. People like albert a lot esp women which is annoying. He's so smexy, cute, pretty, handsome, adorable, kind, ballsack and penis but refuses to admit it. He's someone that people will never forget. He's also a lil cutiepie turd. Very kissable. love love love cats. overall 10/10 guys. smash. I love. (he's autistic I'm so sure)

person 1: ''hey, albert's doing dumb shit again lmao'
person 2: ''i mean at least he cutie eheheheheheh''

by ur mommys milky titty April 03, 2023

Albert

Albert is a cowardly bitch who thinks he's tough, but when you beg him to stab you he'll pussy out like the ginger fuck he is

Clark: Albert stab me
Albert: Nah dawg

by Youcantstopthabeet September 18, 2019

albert

an autistic spack with no sense of direction and who doesn't have a penis, found in Indonesia making products, spazmoid, albert is not a name

your such an albert

by a][vgay October 04, 2018

Albert

Gay kid whit a pc and screams when he is angerd. Extremly ugly.

Albert is gay

by n0bba August 27, 2020

Albert

Albert Aretz, or flamingo, is a hilarious person who makes epic roblox YouTube videos. He is epic and Chillllll

Man, that dude is Albert, the youtuber

by LuxembourgBoy42 October 04, 2021

Albert

Albert is the most astute form of the sloppy toppy know to mankind. This phrase was created by Sir Jahrel of Tennessee. He called the dome Albert in honor of Albert Einstein, a man known for his brain/intelligence.

Example: “ Dang bro she was going crazy on me last night, she gave me that Albert and it was amazing!!!

by YVNGJAHREL February 23, 2022

Albert

A person who likes to hit printers.

I see an Albert at the printer!!!

by SmashStar April 15, 2009