A fork of Rural Dictionary
Albert's the most swaggery guy you'll EVER EVER meet. People like albert a lot esp women which is annoying. He's so smexy, cute, pretty, handsome, adorable, kind, ballsack and penis but refuses to admit it. He's someone that people will never forget. He's also a lil cutiepie turd. Very kissable. love love love cats. overall 10/10 guys. smash. I love. (he's autistic I'm so sure)
person 1: ''hey, albert's doing dumb shit again lmao'
person 2: ''i mean at least he cutie eheheheheheh''
Albert is a cowardly bitch who thinks he's tough, but when you beg him to stab you he'll pussy out like the ginger fuck he is
Clark: Albert stab me
Albert: Nah dawg
Albert Aretz, or flamingo, is a hilarious person who makes epic roblox YouTube videos. He is epic and Chillllll
Man, that dude is Albert, the youtuber
Albert is the most astute form of the sloppy toppy know to mankind. This phrase was created by Sir Jahrel of Tennessee. He called the dome Albert in honor of Albert Einstein, a man known for his brain/intelligence.
Example: “ Dang bro she was going crazy on me last night, she gave me that Albert and it was amazing!!!