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The online paradise for pedophiles.

40 year old guy: I love AOL... love talking to the young boys. Or girls.. doesn't matter to me just as long as they're below 12.

Spyware/Virus filled CD which when you install will take over your computer and tease you with the aspect of getting the internet, to which when you finally get logged on, you will hear the following: "Welcome!" "You've Got MaiGoodbye" Also a nice coaster or frisbee for your canine companion

horneyblonde69: hey baby! Wanna chat :) Lonely40yrOlDhick: Hell yea! What do you want to talk about baby? horneyblonde69: Whatever you want! Oh, my pants are starting to fall o GOODBYE DAMMIT >.<

verb. The process of being disconnected from the internet. Specifically with the internet provider AOL. Aoling generally occurs when the user is in a hurry or in urgent need of the internet.

"oh dear, i have just been aoled"

Lagging newbie hackers favorite ISP.

When I ping the IP that just tried ICMP my computer look what I get! ping ACB562XX.ipt.aol.com Pinging ACB5621A.ipt.aol.com 172.181.98.XX with 32 bytes of data: Request timed out. Request timed out. Request timed out. Request timed out. Ping statistics for 172.181.98.26: Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 0, Lost = 4 (100% loss), Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds: Minimum = 0ms, Maximum = 0ms, Average = 0ms

America On-Line. Worst ISP in the universe, both known and unknown. Two cans with string between them will give you a better connection. Dominated by middle aged overweight housewives seeking affairs. Also home to 12 year old girls, and the 20 year old loser men who try to sleep with them. These men often are successful at getting with the jailbait, which just proves once again that our society is sick and needs a multi-megaton nuclear 'cleansing'. I say the sooner, the better.

AOL?? More like GAY-O-L!!!!!!!

AOL sucks ass only the messenger is okay but the ISP is a load of crap. There stupid AOL 9.0 is crap and all bullshit what they say. Get Earthlink, Netzero, Verizon, just anything but AOL. and they dont even let you use proxy servers and when you re-dial everytime on the internet you get a different IP. AOL blows and is slow as hell. And there email shit sucks too, they say 100% free of spam or whatever they say and you get 95% of spam in your inbox 24/7 aol sucks ass.

fuck AOL they dont even know what spam is.

a company with at least 20 versions of crappiness.

Thank you AOL, I love these free CD cases. And thank you for providing me with CDs so I can practice my trash-can aim.