A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A huge football club in North London. Most successful team in domestic Cup and third best league winner (13 titles). Main rivals are spurs and chelsea. Pretty good football team, and this is comming from a spurs fan xD 2. A popular roblox game 3. The nuclear arsenal that I have stockpiled, all pointed at your house
Definition 1 - "I'm an arsenal fan. Pretty cool ngl. Can't wait to be spurs!" Definition 2 - "bro I'm so cracked at arsenal Definition 3 - "my nuclear arsenal is all pointed at your house"
A football team better than Tottenham Hotspur and are 13 time Premier League champions and 14 time FA Cup winners. They were runners-up in the champions league and in the Europa league runners up to Chelsea. They were also invincible when they had players such has Robert Pires, Patrick Viera, Henry and Bergkamp.
Arsenal are battling for top 4 but are 16 points behind Liverpool Arsenal have won the league
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Yo this dude Arsen is so fucking cool i wanna get drunk and nasty with him
Rather rubbish football team whose claim to fame is having a decent defence rather than a proper claim like winning 3 trophys in one season or 11 FA cups.
Manchester United are much better than Arsenal
A football team based in London. There is no English skill in the side what-so-ever, and the English players that they do have are just cocknet fags who dive all the time just like the foreigners. You've got no history, Arsenal. Your only "successful" recently, it won't last, just like Chelsea, can anybody name the most successful team in the history of english football who has won even more than the treble? ;)
Oh look, Henry dived, penalty. *heres your ten grand ref* he he he >:) twats.
A great Fucking team that kicks tottenhams ass every time they meet
tottenham fan in between cries: man fuck arsenal Arsenal fan celebrating St. Totteringhams day: haha muthafucka
A North London football club which enjoyed its golden age in the early 2000's when Thierry Henry was their best player and the team still played at the famous Arsenal Stadium. Unfortunately for both their long time and new trendy fans the club is miles away from the great football of the Henry era and to top it off they moved to an overpriced modern luxury suite stadium with no atmosphere. They lost the Champions League final to Barca in a game they easily could have won and now can't even qualify for the tournament.
Fan 1: Remember when Arsenal played at Highbury and Thierry Henry was lighting up the premier league and we never lost a match for the whole season? Fan 2: At least we're not Leeds.