A fork of Rural Dictionary
National fat ass day is on August the 22nd and if you have a fat ass you have to let your friends slap it and can't complain about it.
*slaps ass*
Josh: bro what the fuck why did you slap my ass
Ethan: Bro it's national fat ass day I can slap it all I want
Josh: Aw man fine since it's national fat ass day
*Slaps ass again*
Make sure to slap Bianca’s ass on April 13th
Omg today’s the day, national Bianca’s ass day!!
On March the 17th all boys single or Taken should Slap a girls ass. If your taken then Slap your girls ass and see her reaction.
"Hey Jonny its March 17th you know what that means"
"Yes I do Max Slap girls ass day"
April 23rd is national eat ass day... be sure to eat as much ass as possible in order to sustain a valuable reputation in your friend group. Make sure to get all nice with that that poop as well! Don’t be afraid of farts!
Bro I ate so much ass on national eat ass day! Might have contracted gohnarea in the process though!
Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids
April 2nd is National Finger Ass Day
Are you ready to finger some ass on National Finger Ass Day?
On april 11, you are legally allowed to anally penetrate Sergio Fernandez butthole. This only happens once a year so make sure to be lubed up.
"Oh shit there goes Sergio with the fat ass, let's anally rape him" "Its Fuck Sergio in the Ass Day, lube yourself "