A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of being woken up by your dog jumping up onto your bed and sticking his paw right on your ball sack. Usually results in you waking up earlier than you wanted to and in a lot of pain.
-I was trying to sleep in on Sunday morning until my dog gave me a balls alarm.
A method of waking up at a specific time, ususaly accomplished by the satanic sound of screaming souls.
I threw my clock at the wall the other day, now it's broken.
A modified version of the Emeril. To ejaculate semen into the palm of your hand and hold it in front of a sleeping person's face while yelling "BAM!" thus making them spring up into it.
The bitch wouldn't wake up, so I set off the Lagasse alarm.
to sound the lame-alarm is to alert those around you of something lame happening at that moment, especially in the case of bad jokes/puns. Usually said so it sounds like a foghorn.
"This is so... punny!!!" "omg, lame-alarm!"
When a girl is sleeping and you wake her up by slipping your morning wood in her.
I gave her the alarm clock so she wouldn't be late for work.
1)Waking up someone ,usually sleeping next to you ,by inserting your penis (morning wood) into any part of their body including but not limited to, vagina, mouth or anus. 2) waking up your significant other by placing your hard cock(erect penis) on their back or a few light slaps to their face.
Your significant other says " I love waking up to your alarm cock so much better than the buzzer on my alarm clock "