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Ski Fast, Eat Ass

"Ski Fast, Eat ass" is a phrase used to hype up others about having a good time on a ski hill and living life past the edge of ones comfort zone. Both in the snow and in the bedroom. The saying is most effective when yelled while on a lift with a preferred alcoholic beverage in hand. "Ski Fast, Eat Ass" originated in Bozeman Montana- mainly on the slopes of Bridger Bowl as a form of greeting by some blonde college guy.

"What are you up to this weekend, any plans?"
"Yeah I am going up to the mountain with some friends!"
"Sweet! Ski Fast, Eat ass!"

by Buffpeen December 14, 2022

Ride fast eat ass

when you ride fast on your bicycle to your side chicks house and just nom nom nom on dat ass

kevin: bro where you at

chad: im bout to go to go ride fast eat ass
kevin: ooh you go bro

by coochiecloutlord November 24, 2018

Don't eat ass in the halls

The #1 rule in schools

Remember kids, don't eat ass in the halls, or else you'll end up like me

by Rand0mL January 29, 2022

I eat ass face

When you get caught doing something you're not supposed to be doing and You Buck your eyes with their mouth open

I finally caught yo ass! don't give me that "I eat ass face" give me back my money lil bitch

by PK nigger! June 21, 2018

Don’t Eat Ass on a Tuesday

It means when you think you are because of the other things and that’s a result of the consequences from the actions of when you decide you want to do that because of the outside factors of the unknown

You know what they saydon’t eat ass on a Tuesday.

by Pooptoppertuesday August 26, 2021

Eat ass or become ass

“Eat ass or become ass” mid something you say before you do something crazy like push in a room in Rainbow six siege

Person 1: I bet you won’t push that bandit

Person 2: EAT ASS OR BECOME ASS

by Ya boy Ben May 03, 2022

National Eat Ass Day

National eat ass day is a day on July 25th where you basically eat someone’s ass.

Jerry: Hey dude guess what day it is?
Taylor: July 25th?
Jerry: No you dippy wippy ding dong, it’s National Eat Ass Day!
Taylor: Holy shit I’m calling Grace Stokes.

by Ugly gorl April 12, 2018