A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mentally handicapped human being who loves to rage about the Simplest things in the Transit Community.
random: OMG!!! BROOMSTICK RESPONDED TO MY COMMUNITY POST!!! YAY
broomstick: I can be racist when I want to
The word one may say when one is throwing an object through that air or when one is just being obnoxious.
Aydan throws a water bottle to the front of the bus, BROOMSTICK (Aydan screams)
When you have sex with a female with a massive bush and you look down and your cock looks like a “broomstick”.
Hey man, did you fuck Kelsey last night? Yeah man but I was totally “broomsticking”
Someone who is suffering discomfort from having accidentally (or deliberately) inserted a broomstick into their butt. The logical explanation for a person's bad moods, snotty behaviour and general poor attitude.
Bob: Good morning Betty.
Betty: What's so good about it you $*#&$#@#?
Bob: Wow, someone's suffering from a major broomstick enima.
When someone shoves a broomstick into their anus, as if it was a dildo.
"Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.