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When you are banging your German girlfriend and you cum too fast.
My girlfriend Heide was riding my dick so hard she caused me to Blitzkrieg Pop.
1.(noun) An enthusiastically attended gathering, (example party, pub gig, nightclub) where high participant exuberance is shown. Blitzkrieg: a swift military offensive using ground and air forces + Bop: Dance Coined by the 1980’s American pop punk band the Ramones. Abrr. Blitz, as is Ballroom Blitz by the 1970’s UK glam rockers The Sweet.
A fast paced shopping spree (likely in a mall) often involving large purchases and "lightning quick" movements from store to store.
Adam won't settle for slow paced purchasing - he prefers "blitzkrieg shopping."
Driving a vehicle directy into a puddle to purposely splash a pedestrian
We are about to Blitzkrieg Bop a Boy
the amusing counterpart to the silent but deadly fart, it is the piercing noise of fart meeting buttcheeks.
Bubba had consumed more than his fair share of beer that night, as evidenced by his blitzkrieg shriek upon entering his trailer the next morning
Blitzkrieg is a rule for beer pong invented by Ryan Skees while in covid isolation. Blitzkrieg can only be called on the last cup and only once per person. If blitzkrieg is called and the cup is made the opposing team gets no redemption and has to finish their drink
Alright my turn… I call blitzkrieg!
this is a fatass nigga who loves fucking hispanic boys. he cant repect hopping on the meat.. (likes trans boys)
wyd Blitzkrieg?
Blitzkrieg: Sucking on hispanic boys!