A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase used when you want some liquid in your belly but are to lazy to get you fat arse out of bed.
You:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH
A quote said by Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean. It essentially means you're ready to conquer any challenge that comes within your path, no matter what.
It's also the reason we have British metalcore band Bring Me the Horizon.
(a movie fan and a scene kid watching Pirates of the Caribbean)
Jack Sparrow: Now, bring me that horizon.
Scene kid: Sounds...awfully familiar.
Movie fan: *sigh* Oli Sykes?
Person 1: Hey I'm listening to Don't Bring Me Down
Person 2: Ok.
A death core band that I, honestly, couldn’t give two shits about either way. They’re good, but I’ve only ever listened to two of their songs.
I will say this, though, they produced my favorite song TO THIS DAY AND ONWARD, wonderful life.
Me: *Singing silently* nobody cares if I’m dead or alive, oh what a wonderful liiife.
SO: Hey, whatcha doing?
Me: Just listening to wonderful life by Bring Me the Horizon
SO: Oh sweet, can I listen?
Me: Sure babe, take a seat.