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Lonely Man's Bukake

To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.

"AHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK!? Shit, this is a Lonely Man's Bukake. Fuck, that stings"

Bukake

In Japanese, "Bukake" literally means "sprinkle" in English" and is used in reference to the bits of tempura batter left in the frying fat after the tempura is made, which is then sprinkled on top of other meals, such as udon noodles, to add extra flavor. The problem occurs when the Japanese speak English and the person they are speaking to only knows the English meaning.

Japanese man: "Would you like to try my Bukake Udon?" Native English Speaker: "WTF? No. I do not want you to cover my udon in your juices!"

by 15 years in January 12, 2023

Bukake

A sexual practice in which male colleagues cum all over the face of individuals named Shane. Sex Amazing Love cumshots Anal Masturbation Orgasmic Fuller

Ray - That guy Shane, he wants us to cum all over his face. Neil - Dude really, I'm all about the bukake. Who else wants to whack their cocks out and jack off all over Shane's face

by Nicole Fuller June 10, 2021

plasma bukake

When playing the mobile game War Robots, and your taking damage from all the new plasma weapons!

dude i’m going to grab the center beacon, But i just got hit with a plasma bukake and i have 3k health.

by S i n i s t e r w r May 20, 2018

Julie bukake

A julie bukake is a sexy girl that unfortunetly has an irrational fantasy of being turned into a cum dumpster by a group of niggers

Great news guys julie bukake has arrived early to the gang bang

by 2019 bukake jamboree March 26, 2019

solar bukake

This primarily happens to pilots. When you fly out of a cloud into blue sky and the sun shines right in your face with no warning.

It's so bright...I just got hit with a massive solar bukake.

by Theguy January 13, 2017