A fork of Rural Dictionary
There is no true definition for Keep Calm And Chive On, but this is the best I have. It Is a phrase used when life is hard and there is nothing you can do about it but take the next step. It is like a cheer from a football team that everyone loves!
My house burned down during the storms while I was at the hospital getting chemo treatment for my cancer, just have to keep calm and chive on.
What my boyfriend does while taking a dump.
*Insert image of girl opening the door on Chive addicted boyfriend scrolling through app as he sits on toilet*
*Insert second image of girl reassuring him to "Keep Calm and Chive On!" while closing the door and running away*
A special Bob's Burgers burger... that's served with no chives!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Give Me No Chive Burger, you should try it!"
Apparently it's what System of a Down likes on their pizza.
From SOAD's "Chic 'n' Stu"
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
Slang/shortened word for achievement. Often used in completionist video game communities.
I haven’t got that chive yet, you need a lot of rng
Abbreviation of the word “chill” and “vibes,” word used in a calm and welcoming setting. Word is normally said extremely casually.
While praying at my local synagogue the chives were bouncing from wall to wall.