Country Dictionary

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climbing the mountain

Short guys pursuing taller women.

Often trying to compensate for their own height.

"Damn, that guy is only as tall as her boobs. Now that's what I call climbing the mountain."

"I don't date short men. If you're obsessed with climbing the mountain, go climb Mount Everest."

by lockedown January 21, 2010

Climb the Ladder

Stacking two women on a bed and banging one in the pussy, then the ass, then move to the next girls pussy then ass.

Scott has always wanted to climb the ladder, but now he is married and can't live his dream.

by BoneDaddy's July 06, 2013

Rock Climbing

definitely the coolest sport ever

Lynn Hill is my favorite female rock climber.

by Sunshine Dore June 21, 2005

Climbing On Water

When you're very low in mood but in 1 second you're high in mood.

Yesterday i was climbing on water it was very hard.

by Gabben June 02, 2017

BA Climbing

When you like to suck lots of toes, so hard, your mouth dries out and becomes filled with toe nails, when aquiring the minge.

BA climbing likes sucking Esther toes

by jd sprouts June 21, 2019

Climb A Banjo

When your band mate gets on your nerves and you tell him to knock it off.

Go climb a banjo.

by Shenanigan November 21, 2017