A fork of Rural Dictionary
jordan carline is the best girl that can be a friend! She is my girl, my sista and much much more!
Boy: I wish I was jordan carline she is awesome
Me: well I wish i was her to! But the closest we can get is best friends we are so close we could be sistas!
The act of inserting one of your fingers into your buddy's asshole in a public place as a form of horseplay. This act is normally performed in small redneck towns with one or more of the participants wearing cowboy boots
Clay giggled like a little girl when his buddy tried to give him a Carlin Fish Hook at the park
A male prostitute from NSW Australia
Wow, Your moves are as funky as Carlin's when he sees a pole!
When a girl is riding on top of a guy and farts on his balls Then gets off and goes to suck his balls but sniffs them instead
Dude I was horny and having sex but then this girl gave me a dirty carlin and my nuts smelt like asshole and fish for 3 days!
A tall ass giant with train tracks in his mouth who likes playing video games while drinking gamer girl bath water, he also tells mom jokes and there's nothing worse than a guy who dresses like your dad tell a bitch joke.
Josh Carlin has fucking Train Tracks in his mouth and that's why he cant eat the pussy unless its put in the blender.
Another thing is if you come up to him to say HI you have to whisper because he's mildly autistic and if your too loud he'll put his hands over his ears and yell "SENSORY OVERLOAD!" and he will fucking explode from the rectum up.
Finally he really looks like jimmy neutrons brother that was in a really bad car accident and got his spine severed and now he's a crippled tard who can somehow walk.
Aiden: What the fuck Joshua Carlin you cant hide a body in the wood chipper
Josh: Shut up she's already dead
Aiden: What if they turn it on?
Josh: *Laughs all congested sounding*
The practice of not emotionally investing oneself in the grand outcome of humanity while approaching society as an amusing spectacle. This attitude was famously espoused by comedian George Carlin.
The preface to Brain Droppings is the best summation of the philosophy of social Carlinism.