A fork of Rural Dictionary
meaning we don't really care, please shutup. originated at south sydney high school from a certain matthew holiday. Unless you are him or italian, don't even try to claim it.
cool story bro
Similar to the phrase cool story bro. cool story 9000 bro is said to add emphasis on how much you don't care.
Hipster Harry: I listen to bands that don't even exist yet. Cole: COOL STORY 9000 BRO
When your opinion is irrelevant.
hahahahhahahahaha cool story bro no one cares, now shut up meg.
tell your cool story again, bro. cool story bro - don't give a shit about your story. tell it again - still probably won't give a shit about it.
Jimmy - HEY, I GOT AN A ON MY MATH TEST TODAY. Nick - Cool story, bro! Tell it again!
Term used among friends (not close) to indicate how much you don't care about the story they tell.
Ishan: "I had to do me computer science today" MING: "Cool Story Noob (a.k.a CSN)"
A dickish/sarcastic way of telling someone, after they told you something such as a story, a time they had in there life, etc.etc.etc.
Sleezy: Some guy moved into my neighborhood and they call him Snoop. Meezy: "Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again."
A saying said to someone when you don't give a shit about the story they just told.
Person One: "(Tells extremely lengthy anecdote about his grandma knitting him a sweater)" Person Two: Cool bro, story