A fork of Rural Dictionary
Coronaviruses are a family of hundreds of viruses that can cause fever, respiratory problems, and sometimes gastrointestinal symptoms too. The 2019 novel coronavirus is one of seven members of this family known to infect humans, and the third in the past three decades to jump from animals to humans. Since emerging in China in December, this new coronavirus has caused a global health emergency, sickening almost 100,000 people worldwide, and so far killing more than 3,000. As of March 3, about 100 cases had been reported in the US, and six people have died.
Coronavirus dumb Chinese “invented”
A fucking whore that makes people cough a tiny bit and puts the whole fucking world on quarantine so you can’t hang out with people
Actully fuck coronavirus, I just wanted to go out with friends but now I can’t. She’s such a whore
A cough cough that can also be known to some (Donald trump) as the Chinese virus, because a certain Chinese person ate a bat and got the virus, it’s also bad enough to have killed over 100,000 people so far and stopping everyone from doing things they want to do
Guy #1: coughs*
Guy#2: have you got corona?
Guy#1: no but I have Budweiser
Guy#2: no not the beer, the virus, coronavirus
Guy#1: yes
Guy#1 and 2: dies*
The Coronavirus is a fucked up disease that causes respiratory issues and/or a dry cough.
Fuck you, COVID-19
*Walks into a party with beers*
"I have Corona!"
*Everyone then proceeds to scream and flee thinking they have Coronavirus*
A DAMN RESPIRATORY ILLNESS. YOU. DONT. NEED. TO. BUY. EXTRA. TOILET. PAPER. ITS. NOT. FOOD. POISONING.
"bro I have coronavirus. You don't need all that toilet paper"
a {virus} that has brought the population status of earth to a stable condition and is reducing pollution>
coronavirus has nourished mother earth
TIKTOK SHEEEEESH HOYA *F BOY FACE*
Girl 1: I want to be just like Charlie!
Boy 1: Slowly goes into f boy face
Other person: I hate Coronavirus