Country Dictionary

Used when not in a favorable sitchyation; see also: crummy,crumby
2) when something is not up to par on a solidity level

"This looks crumbly to me."
"That sugar cube house is crumbly."
"That beeyotch is crumbly in a very sexual way."

When spooge dries up to a mans boxers or furry jungle and crumbles off.

Also can be considered as a bad stench.

Man, you need to keep them dick-crumbles under control.

Go take a shower, You smell like dick-crumbles.

basicly weed that is really easy to crumble

'wot sorta weed ya got m8'
'touch crumble its shit hot'

When you sprinkle pubes over your partners anus after cum comes pouring out.

I totally Apple crumbled my wife last night!!

A really high quality strain of herb generally deriving from the country of Albania. Known for its high euphoric effect and calm of ease. General quality of this herb has a high rating.

Yo what you hittin on?
Albanian crumble, cuz.

Small pieces of excrement that are pushed out of the anus. Often after the largest pieces of poop are pushed out, poop crumbles are what are er4left behind.

Oh... are those your poop crumbles? Mind if eat some?

To administer a royal bumming...To open a can of whoopass on one's friend/nemesis/child...To give someone a jolly good thrashing at something, e.g. a computer game, or contact sport such as killing.

"You'd better not be trying to overtake me adey. I am the king of rollcage and I shall be making bum crumble if you aren't careful. you assmunch."

"Put that child down adey, you can't bring him with you or you'll get a fresh serving of bum crumble from that police officer"