A fork of Rural Dictionary
The improper spelling of "compact disc". If you ever say "disk" when reffering to any flat circular object, being it a piece of media or not, then you are wrong, and deserve to die for being a FUCKING IDIOT.
"I have soooo many compact disks, and I love taking it up the shitpipe!"
What is a disk space?
Bob from IBM: we'll need you to create some more disk space.
Tech: what is a 'disk space'?
When you ask somebody if they like disks and cds and they say yes
"You like disks and cds?"
"Yeah"
"How about I tape disk dick to yo forehead so you can cds nuts dropping on your forehead."
Take a dish or plate, piss on it, freeze the plate then when the plate is frozen take it an slide it under a victim's bedroom door in the late hours. The room temperature will do the rest.
1: My roommate slide a The Destructo Disk under my door last night. My room smelled so bad this morning. I think I'll get him back with the good ol' poo butter.
2: Bro slow down what's The Destructo Disk?
1: You know? When someone takes a frozen plate of piss and let's it warm up in your room?
A 3.5" disk used to store 1.44MB, a ridiculous amount of space but it is now coming out of fashion.
"Dude, I feel chlostrophobic when I use a floppy disk."